Recent Movie Reviews

Porno for Parents Porno for Parents

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Bland and stupid.

Why did you waste your time animating this flash? It added no humor to this already tired, dull as hell joke. The animation was some of the blandest use of gradients and there was no flow in the movement. I wasted some of my life. Skip this.

TheNightSantaWentCrazy TheNightSantaWentCrazy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool video!

I liked the fluency of this entire music video. And I also liked your tribute to Jhonen Vasquez.

Wonderboy!! Wonderboy!!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This was mildy good.

Okay, the bad:
- You cut off the beggining of the song
- It looks like you were extremely confused on who the characters were (because I hella was)

The good:
- It looked semi-pretty

Just try to make the Msic Video make sense or make it not make any sense at all.

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Recent Game Reviews

Portal: The Flash Version Portal: The Flash Version

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ERG! Needs some fixin'!

Goddamn this game! It is pretty neat, but the damn character slides all over the place and the cubes get stuck behind buttons (sometimes making me have to refresh the page to start over)! If these things where fixed, then the game would be very good (and work on the compression rate).

zombie hord3!!! zombie hord3!!!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Amazing! Truly a beautiful game!

This game is truly a work of art. As a zombie fan, I can say this is the beast damn zombie game I have ever played (for something made by flash). It is so cool how I now have the ability to roam freely through a huge playground filled with tons of guns and types of zombies. I love how interactive this game is! There are only a few things that I would like to have fixed.

1. I there was a sell button in the garage for ammunition and guns (like I wanted to get rid of my Pistol ammo and Pistol for a few extra bucks).

2. If you could be able to shoot over dead zombies, there was some tight situation where I couldn’t live to well because of this problem.

3. Make the nighttime not so dark, I know you did this to make it pretty difficult, but if you could make it a tiny bit brighter, then I would really appreciate the games nighttime.

4. I really wish everything that should have been capitalized were capitalized. Because I am a grammar freak, I hated reading "malformed? killing me? hahha. has he seen these guns?".

If these things could just be fixed, then I would give this game a 9/10.

Super Mario Hardcore Super Mario Hardcore

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Alot worse than super marios rampage.

This game is okay. But not great.
The Good:
- The music is nice!
- The sprite animation is pretty decent.
- Nice music control level bar.

The Bad:
- No upgrades.
- All the weapons are already given.
- The Koopa dieing animations were really badly done.

Just, if this game had more wepons and better (or more) enimies, this game would rule.

Casualty responds:

You know how much goddamn work that is?

Recent Audio Reviews

Heavy Heavy Heavy Heavy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was okay.

I meany it went from heavy to light. And vice-versa. It also was way to repetative.

Fruity Fun Fruity Fun

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really cool.

It sounded like something from Paper Mario. So it was cool and all. Its sounds reaaly bleepy and bloopy... but in a good way. XD

ZanyTaco responds:

cool man, glad you liked it

Zelda 2 || Temple Metal Techno Zelda 2 || Temple Metal Techno

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This is the first NG music submission that makes me wanna wave my hair like a rocker.